This story was submitted to us by Heather Babin, a current sophomore. This story explores the “Chosen One” trope, and plays with a lot of paranormal imagery and comedic dialogue. Below is part one of three. To be continued!
The Story of Dash Davidson and his Super Awesome, Ultra-Incredible, Very Cool, Powerful, and Mysterious Destiny
Heather Babin
Dash Davidson was going to be late for school. This was half because his bed was the most comfortable place in probably the entire world, and half because he knew his friends were planning something for his birthday that would involve balloons. He still hadn’t worked up the nerve to tell them about his phobia, because whenever he was confronted with them it was out of celebration, and Dash wasn’t about harshing other people’s vibes. He was, however, all about snoozing his alarm for the fifth time in a row without even opening his eyes. Dash’s true skill was knowing exactly where his alarm clock was from muscle memory alone.
“ DASH DAVIDSON .”
“Be down in a sec, Mom!” Dash yelled, still not opening his eyes or moving an inch from his spot in his bed.
“ W — MOM ? WHAT ? THAT ’ S — NO , THIS ISN ’ T YOUR MOM . OPEN YOUR EYES . ”
“Oh, dude, I so would,” Dash said, definitely lying, “but if you’re a robber and I’m being robbed, I’d rather you just take whatever so I can keep sleeping in. ‘Sthat cool with you?”
“ ROBBER ? NO , I ’ M AN ANCIENT PROPHETIC SPIRIT FROM BEYOND . ”
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